Wednesday, November 7, 2007

I'm a Tape Recorder.

"Can you tell me where I can find this item that's featured in your wish-book?"

"I'm sorry ma'am, we don't have that here, they haven't sent it to us yet."

"But it's in your book."

"I know it's in the book, ma'am. We don't have it."

"When will you get it in?"

"I'm sorry ma'am but they don't tell us what or when they will ship us. I wish I knew."

Customer then proceeds to look at me like I'm an idiot.

"Can you tell me where I can find this item that's featured in your wish-book?"

"I'm sorry ma'am, we don't have that here, they haven't sent it to us yet."

"But it's in your book."

"I know it's in the book, ma'am. We don't have it."

"When will you get it in?"

"I'm sorry ma'am but they don't tell us what or when they will ship us. I wish I knew."

Customer then proceeds to look at me like I'm an idiot.

"Can you tell me where I can find this item that's featured in your wish-book?"

"I'm sorry ma'am, we don't have that here, they haven't sent it to us yet."

"But it's in your book."

"I know it's in the book, ma'am. We don't have it."

"When will you get it in?"

"I'm sorry ma'am but they don't tell us what or when they will ship us. I wish I knew."

Customer then proceeds to look at me like I'm an idiot.

"Can you tell me where I can find this item that's featured in your wish-book?"

"I'm sorry ma'am, we don't have that here, they haven't sent it to us yet."

"But it's in your book."

"I know it's in the book, ma'am. We don't have it."

"When will you get it in?"

"I'm sorry ma'am but they don't tell us what or when they will ship us. I wish I knew."

Customer then proceeds to look at me like I'm an idiot.

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