Sunday, March 25, 2007

Monkey Business Office Lingo #4 and #5

OHNOSECOND:
  • Close cousin of the "nanosecond," referring to the brief instant in time when you quickly realize that you have really, really, REALLY screwed up.
CART 'TARD:
  • (Please forgive the irreverence, I heard a teenage cashier say this the other day when I was shopping at "big blue." I just can't resist...) The name given to the "mentally challenged" employees at major retailers who retrieve carts from the parking lot.

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