What do you do when your company is under investigation for fraud, bribery, and tax evasion? What if you want to exploit cheap foreign labor? The answer is simple --
MOVE YOUR COMPANY H.Q. OFF-SHORE!
This little baby does wonders for your bottom line! It's next to impossible for the IRS to audit your books if your office is in Dubai, like Halliburton Co. will soon have theirs. In Dubai, you won't have to pay corporate taxes and their are few labor laws to protect workers. You can use derivatives and other Enron-style tricks to hide profits and debts from Federal regulators. You can even blame all your mistakes on your American "subsidiary," and claim that you had no knowledge over in Dubai of any wrong-doing, just like Halliburton does.
When I launch my own multi-national greed factory corporation to take over the world, this method is precisely what I'm going to use.
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