FENG SHUI
It's not something you have the vet do to your cat.
It's the latest craze in fast food restaurant design.
Yes folks, soon a McDonald's near you will be asking "would you like some extra Chi flow with your fries?"
According to an article at MSNBC [link], some McDonald's owners are using the ancient Chinese art of Feng Shui in the decor for their restaurants. They say that the use of certain "lucky" colors and materials increase customer's feelings of well being and contentment, and drive them to purchase more.
For those who cannot afford a consultant to remodel their offices with Feng Shui, simply hire a guard to stand in the corner with a whip, and let him lash those employees who don't produce. That'll get things moving, and you don't have to pay hundred of thousands of dollars.
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