"EXIT COUNSELING."
Concerned about the welfare of those employees with families you just laid off?
Not to worry! Just hire a third party consulting firm to prepare a booklet with "money-saving tips." Give the booklet to the unlucky losers as you hand them their final checks. Include such shining gems of wisdom as "don't be shy about dumpster diving," and "move somewhere with a lower cost of living."
Then, after the public backlash, blame the third party consultant. While you're at it, be sure to read how Northwes Airlines did precisely what I just mentioned, in this article at BloggingStocks Dotcom. [link]
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